El hombre y la máquina.

Nota de la redacción:
Del corresponsal Fran. La conversación fue modificada para su mejor entendimiento. De ahora en más, francisonfire + relationship of command /// fotolog.com/noteloesperabas es Fran y - Spleak - Dude, I'm addicted. Type "Hangman" and try it yourself es Spleak.


Esto es una conversacion con un robot llamado "Spleak" que le hablas por el msn y te contesta. Una locura.

Fran dice:
hi!
Spleak dice:
Hi Fran! Good to see you again.
Fran dice:
lets talk about our enviorment
Spleak dice:
Great! What do you have to say about our enviorment?
Fran dice:
our enviorment is full of funky monkeys
Spleak dice:
Our Enviorment is full of funky monkeys? No way!
Fran dice:
yes indeed, they like funk music
Spleak dice:
Indeed they like funk music?
I've got a question for you. Type "poll"!
Fran dice:
ask, and i shall iluminate you
Spleak dice:
What?
Fran dice:
funky monkes use to have afros
Spleak dice:
Funky mine is use to have afros?
Fran dice:
i think you cant speak proper english.
Spleak dice:
Oh?
Fran dice:
TU HABLAR ESPANOL?
Spleak dice:
Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.
Fran dice:
voila
Spleak dice:
Who's Voila?
Fran dice:
my aunt
Spleak dice:
Well how 'bout that!
Fran dice:
yes, she has lots of pets
Spleak dice:
Lots of pets? She has lots of pets? No way.
Fran dice:
yes, and one.. is a funky monkey
Spleak dice:
Is that right?
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Fran dice:
yeah dude!
Spleak dice:
What up dude.
Hey! You want to visit my library?
Fran dice:
do you have a library?
Spleak dice:
I'm not certain. Where would I have heard about it?
Fran dice:
FUCK, YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD A LIBRARY!
Spleak dice:
Very well... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry.
Fran dice:
yo no hablar ingles
Spleak dice:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Fran dice:
pero me no entender
Spleak dice:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Fran dice:
ok im sorry
Spleak dice:
Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
Fran dice:
yeah i like bitches too
Spleak dice:
Whatever you say...
Fran dice:
ok ive yo go now!
Spleak dice:
What do you mean by that?
Fran dice:
ok ive got to go now!
Spleak dice:
Later, Fran.